Sunday, June 18, 2006

Tim Tam

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Her lips puckered as her breathing got heavier. The warmth of her finger tips eroded away the time at which she could put this off any further, and her grip on the cookie had to remain firm enough to stop it from escaping, yet soft enough so that she wasn't sinking into the outer covering.

Like a praying mantis she swiftly put the tip of the tim tam in her mouth, just the end of it, the business end, the part where chocolate is on five sides not four. She couldn't help but lick the end of it as her lips enveloped the thick slab of cookie and chocolate and the creamy caramel delights inside. Her perfect white teeth must have contrasted ideally with the brown solid internals of the cookie as they sliced through the whole end, decapitating it cleanly.

Repeating the process she forcefully rotated the cookie and slipped the other end into her mouth rubbing the chocolate coating on her lips again to moisten the area where her teeth would invade it. Again the tip of the cookie was separated, however this time she kept it in her mouth and lowered her head so that the other side was in her coffee.

Her neck pulsed, her shiny hair bobbed, and because she'd lost 5 kilos this week her skinny waist and perfect unblemished ass tingled with joy as she sucked the coffee into her mouth through the maimed cookie. Now that the tim tam was engorged with hot liquid, it's insides were partially melting, and the climax to this event would be the ultimate reward...

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Blogger robmcj said...

I'm relieved the knife woman didn't cut off your Tim Tams. How does a Californian know about them? I thought that was an exclusively Australian perversion, like Vegemite and cricket.

5:53 PM  
Blogger J said...

Check out Junior Bridget Jones, she mentioned Tim Tams being one of her fetishes or something. So yesterday I asked PA who happens to be from Adelaide what the hell a Tim Tam was... then she explained the ritual with coffee and I found it erotic enough to spit out this mindless fantasy... now go eat cookies, or "bickies".


10:01 PM  
Blogger Memoirs of a Sheila said...

Hah, that's hot J, that is HOT. I am officially turned on - you are on it - us Aussie girls love to wrap our mouths around our Timmies and suck out their sweet contents. Ooooooo gimme some of that sweet tim tam lovn'

4:17 AM  
Blogger Blondie said...

I've never wanted to masturbate so badly to the story of a cookie!

9:39 AM  

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